3.27.2005
FOX NEWS ALERT: Should The Easter Bunny's Name Be Changed?
Easter came through. I'm not the religious type [anymore] so it's whatever. Type of shit just seems too out there. I don't have time to invoke faith upon shit that may have or haven't happened. But I won't delve into that. For that was a different epoch of time.
This Terri Schiavo situation is madness. But damn man, to live 10+ days w/o food or water, gotta give her props. The Jews flipped when some oil stayed lit for 8 days, so maybe someone should give her a holiday (that sounded mean, especially when my fam is Jewish). But little kids trying to break into the hospice to give her some water are getting arrested, Republicans acting like they know the bitch on some "TERRI WANTS TO LIVE!" Girl can't even move her pinky son! 15 years in a vegetated state, and you think she's gonna improve!? "Oh, there are medical miracles out there and she can be cured.." SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCHES! I'ma make my will/wishes now. I do not wanna be a vegetable for one day, let alone 15 years. And now they're battling over what to do with the body when she signs off. My grandma was telling my mom before Spring Break ended, "Sheryl, I wont EVER pull the plug honey." My mom flipped on her. "I DON'T WANNA BE COMATOSED! PULL THE PLUG MOM!" Reminds me of a George Carlin joke. He knew a family of a gay man who just got into an accident and was paralyzed, so he tells the family, "Well, he was a fruit, and now he's a vegetable..."
This cat from SU got charged w/ murdering his baby momma. I knew him in some sense. He was around when I first got here in Summer of 2003 and most of my friends here knew him well. He was a cheerleader for SU and well known around campus. Local boy. Shit is crazy though. Beat her, apparently strangled her, took her out of her crib, took the body to his garage, packed it in some Samsonite suitcase, and dropped her at some random spot. She was considered "missing" until he gave a confession. Worst off, he did it with the 2 kids around (1 was his). The daughter of the girl said, "he took mom out in a sheet," so she saw that. And crazy of all, he pleaded NOT GUILTY. Totally unorthodox especially when he gave a confession and shit. Unless I see Johnny Cochran or F. Lee Bailey around, I can't see him not getting 25 to life. Me and my boy Scott are poking fun at it every so often, but that's our fucked up sense of humor.
My boy BK is in the hospital with a collapsed lung...again! Boy got surgery tomorrow [Monday] afternoon so he should be gravy. He asked me to blog, so I'm fulfilling his [not] dying wish. WOMEN BE SHOPPIN' B, WOMEN BE SHOPPIN'!
matso
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