3.30.2005
YOU MUST ACQUIT!
R.I.P. Johnny Cochran
Johnny gets my respects man. Boy saved Orenthal from serious business (as did the rest of The Dream Team). Boy was able to son Marsha Clark and Christopher Darden w/o breaking a sweat. Dana Carvey did an ill bit on the OJ trial. "Ito: God has three letters, Ito has three letters...can't be a coincidence." I know three black men here on-campus who could use Johnny's skillz. I'll mention two: Cheer the Football Team. [If you consider that last statement racist, KMDGMC]
New Shows for Adult Swim
"- Boondocks - 15 eps starting in October based on the comic. Includes voices from Regina King, John Witherspoon, Mos Def, Ed Asner and Charlie Murphy."
WOOORD! Not sure how it'll will equate to animation, but if its as good as the strip, I'll be a fan. Charlie Murphy should be a good voice-over and I'm assuming Witherspoon is gonna be the grandpa. Hot shit. By October, the Metropolitans should be facing the Mariners in the World Series [I know Ev hopes so]
DAMNIT JESSE! STAY OUT OF IT! Let alone, you are 12 days late of when they pulled her tube. I swear, whenever I'm back in the FL shit is crazy, and when I'm away, its even crazier. Jesse, just...just talk about "staying out the bushes." I still can't forget Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" bit where he was Jesse Jackson as president. "HE WON'T STAND STILL!" When did the downfall of Eddie's career start (earlier than that actually)? I just heard about a new movie he'll be doing where he is a retired rapper. I forgot the rest of the synopsis, but that's all I needed. It's sad, because in my lifetime, I can't think of one single stand-up that could match-up with "Delirious." Chappelle better stay on his toes before he's the next black comedian to get fucked up.
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES...UPDATE! [i always would feel relieved when Stack mentioned the killer(s) was captured]
My boy BK had lung surgery and is currently doped the fuck up on painkillers in some Tampa hospital bed. He's on the DL and USF has signed Sam Perkins to a 10-day contract to make up for BK's absence.
MIKE JONES! WHO?
better than yours [he was nice enough to link my blog on his, so i should be equally as nice]
DAMNIT JESSE! STAY OUT OF IT! Let alone, you are 12 days late of when they pulled her tube. I swear, whenever I'm back in the FL shit is crazy, and when I'm away, its even crazier. Jesse, just...just talk about "staying out the bushes." I still can't forget Eddie Murphy's "Delirious" bit where he was Jesse Jackson as president. "HE WON'T STAND STILL!" When did the downfall of Eddie's career start (earlier than that actually)? I just heard about a new movie he'll be doing where he is a retired rapper. I forgot the rest of the synopsis, but that's all I needed. It's sad, because in my lifetime, I can't think of one single stand-up that could match-up with "Delirious." Chappelle better stay on his toes before he's the next black comedian to get fucked up.
UNSOLVED MYSTERIES...UPDATE! [i always would feel relieved when Stack mentioned the killer(s) was captured]
My boy BK had lung surgery and is currently doped the fuck up on painkillers in some Tampa hospital bed. He's on the DL and USF has signed Sam Perkins to a 10-day contract to make up for BK's absence.
MIKE JONES! WHO?
better than yours [he was nice enough to link my blog on his, so i should be equally as nice]
